Too much spin on Tim Bell’s PR spin-off

May 31, 2012

Tim Bell’s getaway plane has received permission for take-off from the control tower and is now taxiing down the runaway. But will it actually manage lift off, or be bought back to earth with a pancake landing? Sadly, we’ll only know the answer on June 18th, date of the next gripping episode of this increasingly bizarre soap-opera.

The story so far. Bell, outwardly the bluff, iconic, chairman of highly successful communications company Chime, is inwardly tormented by thoughts of long-deferred retirement. How can this man of three-score years and ten enjoy his autumnal felicity without undermining the standing of the company in which he has invested so much? Initially in greatest secrecy, he and his boon companion Piers (whose own thoughts have been moving in the same direction) plot their escape – and come up with a foolproof plan to fund their retirement. What they’ll do is take with them a teensy-weensy bit of the company’s business and call it their own; so small in fact that shareholders won’t really notice it has gone.

After discreet soundings, it turns out that other members of the board are like-minded, though for slightly different reasons. They’ve never much enjoyed the core element of their otherwise respectable company being described as “The Dark Arts”; and have long since wondered how to pension the old boy off, without too much fuss. What a gift that Tim’s exit plan should, in a trice, rid them of both concerns!

The problem is, shareholders are not at all of the same opinion. On the contrary, they persist in the delusion – cultivated assiduously over the years by none other than Tim himself – that the dark arts are quintessential to the company’s wellbeing. And without shareholders’ assent, nothing is going to happen. At this stage someone (necessarily anonymously – we are, after all, talking about a publicly quoted company) comes up with a brilliant flash of inspiration. Why not confide the details of this plan – in strictest confidence of course – to Tim’s journalist mate, Mark? That way, everyone will know about it ASAP, and it can be presented to shareholders as a fait accompli, without the need for interminable negotiations to gain their consent.

In due course, a fully fledged management buyout document for Tim’s getaway vehicle, BPP, makes its appearance. It’s going to cost a very reasonable £19.6m, this new company. Reasonable for Tim and his friends, because that’s not an awful lot of money for what turns out to be 5 healthy PR subsidiaries. Reasonable for the board as well, because quite a lot of that £19.6m is going to be in cash, heading straight for the bottom line. And should it turn out that Tim and Piers have, unaccountably, been a little economical with their profit projections? Never mind, because Chime will still have a 25% stake in those profits – as holder of 4.1 million BPP shares.

So, perfect all round. But wait a minute, some of the shareholders are none too happy… one rather loud but diminutive individual is crying “Stitch-up!”.

Cut to runway again. A large fleet of dark-windowed Ford Mondeos is racing at top speed towards Tim’s accelerating aircraft. Will it be airborn in time? Find out on June 18th…

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Will GM’s Manchester United sponsorship deal shift more Chevies?

May 31, 2012

For years the auto industry has been asking: how long before the Vauxhall marque becomes Opel? Maybe the question now needs rephrasing: how long before Opel becomes Chevrolet?

Certainly Opel becoming – in the fullness of time – Chevrolet would be one logical outcome of the sponsorship deal its owner, General Motors, has just struck with British Premier League football club Manchester United.

But that’s just a side-light on a global marketing communications strategy that actually has very little to do with Europe, where Chevrolet accounts for only 1.5% of total car sales. Symbolically, the sponsorship agreement between GM and Manchester United has been inked in Shanghai. Recent research by Kantar found that over half of Man U’s estimated 659 million fans worldwide are to be found in emerging markets, such as the BRICS. That is exactly where GM is targeting most growth for its prime brand, Chevrolet.

All very fine, you may say. But isn’t this just another example of fame-hungry GM global marketing supremo Joel Ewanick grabbing the headlines? And a costly one too, which may not eventually stack up. After all, what traction does a British football club – even one whose brand has achieved substantial recognition in the rest of the world – have in the market where Chevy currently sells most of its 4.76 million units a year? Not that much really (despite Kantar’s projection of  a 35 million Man U following in the USA – who are these people?).

Some might go even further and claim Ewanick and GM are actually being unpatriotic. What this sponsorship deal is really about is cocking a snook at America’s prime sport, baseball: Ewanick has personally decided that Super Bowl ads are too expensive (at $3.4m for 30 seconds prime time, a not unreasonable point of view) and he’s perversely made his point by concluding  a deal with a sport that cannot have any discernible uplift on US sales in the immediate future. Nor is this an inexpensive gesture. Recent sponsorships deals with Man U have not exactly cost peanuts. In 2010, for example, the club struck an agreement with insurance firm Aon worth £80m ($125m) over 4 years.

There may of course be a grain of truth in these objections. Ewanick’s behaviour is clearly tactical as well as strategic in intent. It is designed, at one level, to bring the Super Bowl ratecard (and let’s throw in the Facebook ratecard while we’re there) to heel by demonstrating there is a marcoms alternative. But a tactic is exactly what it is. My betting is he cannot afford to boycott either platform in the longer run.


Seven-day-a-week newspaper publishing revolution shatters The Mirror

May 30, 2012

The Rabelesian guffawing in The Mirror’s newsroom when Trinity Mirror’s chief executive announced her unlamented departure is now reduced to a sullen whisper.

Who will be next, the hacks timorously wonder as they survey the seismic damage caused by this morning’s fresh round of top-level sackings? Out, in short order, have gone Richard Wallace, editor of The Daily Mirror, and Tina Weaver, veteran editor of The Sunday Mirror. In has come Lloyd Embley (who? – formerly editor of the People) as the new editorial supremo of a “merged” 7-day-a-week Mirror newspaper.

In a classic example of tabloid double-think, Embley told his shell-shocked team: “This is not a slash and burn exercise. Nor is it about managing decline.”

Isn’t it, Lloyd? Difficult to see what else it might be. Certainly not a strategic decision, made from strength. Nor, to use some ghastly marketing jargon, is it “proactive”. Indeed, as so often in the world of newspapers, Rupert Murdoch continues to take the credit, having got there first with the 7-day Sun – while Trinity hobbles behind, a lame second. If the two editors were stunned by the manner of their summary dismissal this morning, they can hardly be surprised by its ultimate cause. All the circulation gains accruing to The Sunday Mirror after Murdoch unexpectedly closed the News of the World were wiped out almost overnight by his introduction of The Sun on Sunday.

If this brutal step-change really is, in the words of the Trinity statement, ”a further step towards creating one of the most technologically advanced and operationally efficient newsrooms in Europe,” why on earth didn’t senior management have the courage of their convictions and implement it before?

Because, let’s face it, it isn’t really a step-change at all. And because, where newsrooms and newspapers are concerned, there are more important things than being “technologically advanced” and “operationally efficient”. Like keeping your journalists on side. Which is difficult when you are savagely cutting their numbers to achieve shareholder “value”.

What seems to have occurred here is some highly expedient corporate chicanery. How can it be that Sly Bailey, the lame duck outgoing chief executive, has been allowed to make these changes, changes she would never have dared to make before she resigned? Simple. The new board, and particularly the new chairman David Grigson, needs someone to hide behind, someone who is now totally expendable.

This may not have been Grigson’s only calculus, however. The suspicion is Trinity used this occasion to cleanse its Augean Stables. We’re still waiting to hear the full unexpurgated version of former Mirror editor Piers Morgan’s flirtatious relationship with the truth about phone-hacking, but last week moved a little closer to full disclosure with Jeremy Paxman’s testimony to the Leveson Inquiry. Wallace and Weaver were both later contemporaries of Morgan, who stepped down from the Mirror in 2004. Like two Wise Monkeys, they have joined Morgan in a deaf-and-dumb denial of complicity in phone-hacking culture. Which – who knows? – may be entirely justified. But just in case, why not get rid of them at this opportune moment? They are, in any case, very expensive; and they were, no doubt, utterly opposed to the concept of sacrificing one of their editorships on the altar of a 7-day newspaper.

And yet the real casualty here is the brand. Sunday newspapers, and not just red-top Sundays, are looking like an endangered species. Who will be next to join the 7-day bandwagon? The Independent/Independent on Sunday? The Guardian/Observer?

Sunday newspapers are being eroded not simply by shrink-fit publishing economics but by changing reading habits. After all, who these days seeks the wow-factor of a good old-fashioned scoop over their Sunday bacon and eggs?


Social media explained – with the help of some dubious statistical illustrations

May 28, 2012

If only the maximum character count were 200, 90 million Germans could finish a sentence on Twitter… Already, 150 children have been given a first name starting with @…. 27% of Facebook server capacity is taken up storing “LOL”… The second biggest lie after ‘I love you, too’ is: ‘You have been successfully unsubscribed from our database’.

These and numerous other imperishable social media factoids are to be found on a video made for satire site The Poke. It purports to be a parody of a promotional video for Erik Qualman’s book, Socialnomics, though the parallel is light and the irony heavy:

My thanks to George Parker, at Adscam, for that. And here’s the video Technology Will Kill, for Qualman’s latest:

What will The Poke do with this I wonder?


Mother’s $600,000 Chevrolet campaign triggers SEC conflict of interest inquiry

May 26, 2012

These days, General Motors advertising seems more adept at making the headlines than selling metal.

Yesterday, GM was forced to report to the Securities and Exchange Commission, which regulates the corporate governance of publicly-quoted companies, that it had inadvertently awarded a $600,000 ad contract to an agency where the wife of GM’s chief financial officer, Dan Ammann, is a partner.

The agency in question is Mother New York, and the brief was Chevrolet’s 100th birthday anniversary (see below), which ran last autumn. Ammann’s wife, Pernilla Ammann, is both a partner and chief operating officer at Mother New York.

Apparently, evidence of a conflict of interest only “popped up” last week when the governance committee of the board of directors was reviewing GM contracts.

GM directors are contractually required to disclose personal ties to outside companies, which Dan Ammann signally failed to do.

Now, I know what you’re going to say. How could GM have committed such an obvious oversight? The clue’s in the name, isn’t it? “Ammann”, on the Mother head sheet, partner, pretty unusual, sounds a bit like our CFO’s. Could they by any chance be related?

But of course, bureaucracies (which is what all multinational companies are) don’t work like that. They don’t make lateral connections; they function efficiently only in silos. So, though it took GM a long time to recognise the oversight, and though the oversight is worrying in itself, the fact that it happened should not surprise us.

What I’m more interested in is what Mrs Ammann was doing all this time (apart from keeping mum). Did she never mention over the K Flakes: “Honey, the strangest thing happened. Your company has just offered our agency a nice little advertising brief”? Admittedly she may not have worked on the brief, but she must have known about it. It would have been irresponsible of an agency COO not to have. After all, one of her jobs is to handle legal issues and “contract negotiations”, according to the agency website. One thing is for certain: she can hardly have been so naive that she didn’t know what constitutes a conflict of interest.

Maybe she’s estranged from her husband. Maybe she doesn’t talk to him at breakfast, or at any other time. In which case, I think we should be told.

In any case, there’s always email.



Yell name change to hibu is the kind of makeover that makes you want to scream

May 23, 2012

Yellow Pages owner Yell has just changed its name to hibu, to the corporate fanfare of a £1.4bn annual loss.

If you want to draw attention to the fact that you are a loser, this is the way to do it in style. Don’t just disappoint your shareholders, really get their hackles up by spending yet more of their money on a makeover that will involve changing everything down to the last dot on letterheads and corporate literature.

It’s the kind of thing that gives rebranding a really bad name. The corporate equivalent of a crooked car dealer pushing a cut-and-shut write-off through the body-shop, in the belief that some mug out there will buy the flashy new paint job.

So why do it? Mike Pocock, Yell’s chief executive, claims to have a cunning plan. He’s actually proud  of the fact that hibu (unlike its predecessor, Yell) is a meaningless word. Yes, readers, unironically he spells it out for us: “high-boo”. As opposed to “low-boo.” Now you know.

Apparently, trendily ungrammatical hibu (lower case ‘h’, with some meaningless umlauts thrown in) is going to “connect” with under-25 year olds for whom telephone directories are relics. And while we’re there, let’s not forget “digitally-enabled housewives under 45 who have money to spend”. No, really. Must be the Sid and Doris Bonkers market that satirical magazine Private Eye has made its own.

By way of explanation, Pocock says nonsense words are now very much in vogue: “If you go back 15 to 20 years, Google and Yahoo! didn’t mean anything. It’s how you support the brands.”

You couldn’t make it up, could you? Please, Mike, stop digging and throw the spade away.  Google and Yahoo may have been nonsense words, but they represented thriving new businesses that earned the right to use a neologism. Not so tired old Yell, shackled to its Yellow Pages print platform. The best place for nonsense words is in the poetry of Edward Lear and Lewis Carroll.

WPP’s Landor, who dreamt up “hibu”, must be laughing all the way to the bank. Now comes the expensive advertising campaign to let Sid and Doris know they are being targeted.


Forget General Motors – Nielsen’s online currency metric will bail out Facebook

May 22, 2012

With Facebook’s share price in an 11% freefall (when I last looked), thank goodness for OCR. That’s what I say. And maybe it’s the mantra nervous Facebook investors should be chanting, too.

OCR? No not Optical Character Recognition, silly – Online Campaign Ratings. It’s the new Nielsen media metric with which the research giant hopes to corner the elusive online ‘currency’ market. And it’s being backed by one of the ad industry’s biggest traders, WPP’s GroupM – which is a good start if OCR is to gain credibility.

Acquiring a universally accepted trading ‘currency’ – sometimes referred to as a “gold standard” – is an important breakthrough for a new medium. No matter how fast it has been growing, or how trendy it has become, its effectiveness will be (rightly) disputed by advertisers and media traders alike in the absence of any agreed benchmark. The result being a tethered and volatile ratecard.

It might seem a fine distinction, but there is a world of difference between what we have at the moment – which is a medium whose value is defined by analytics – and one which is regulated by currency. Analytics are proprietary: they do not command universal respect and are therefore open to debate. The finer points of currency may certainly be subject to academic criticism (look at the BARB ratings system governing UK commercial TV) but no advertiser or trader seriously questions its status. If they did, we might have a pocket version of the euro-crisis on our hands.

With a currency in place, a behavioural change takes place in trading. The key word is “guarantee”. In the network TV market, for example, all three elements to the media deal – media owner, advertiser and trader – have sufficient confidence in the system to make “upfront” or forward commitments into the future, usually a year ahead. The guarantee is the delivery of a specific kind of  audience in sufficient numbers; failing which, a financial penalty will be imposed on the media owner and, increasingly, on the trader.

In that sense, AOL’s recent decision to offer guarantees on online advertising delivery, covering certain agreed demographics such as age, gender and social type, was highly significant.

As is GroupM’s proposal to make joint TV-digital “upfront” buys, the plan being to compensate any shortfall on the TV-side with OCR-defined ratings acquired from digital platforms.

So what has all this got to do with the Facebook share price? With over 900 million registered users, among them half the population of America, Facebook forms the backbone of the online display advertising market. No advertiser can easily afford to leave it off the schedule. Dean Evans, chief marketing officer of Subaru of America, is typical in his attitude: “If half the US population is on Facebook, you have to work it to learn it.” Hence Nielsen’s decision to make Facebook data its OCR “tentpole”.

But what if one of the world’s biggest advertisers defies the orthodoxy, and pulls out of Facebook display – what then? There’s no doubt that General Motors’ announcement last week has had a profoundly destabilising effect on Facebook, all the more so as it came shortly before the much-hyped market flotation.

Actually, GM spends very little of its advertising budget on Facebook display: about $10m a year out of an estimated $3bn. Indeed, it spends more on its Facebook pages ($30m a year in content provision), to which it says it is still firmly committed. But that’s not the point. What if other advertisers, taking GM’s lead, start a Gadarene rush to the Facebook exit? GM’s announcement has, in a nutshell, reinforced a growing conviction within the investment community that the Facebook IPO is “Muppets’ bait” (to use Business Insider founder Henry Blodget’s singular phrase).

In point of fact, many fellow advertisers (particularly those in the auto industry) see GM’s surprise move as motivated less by an ideological stance on Facebook display ratings than by its global chief marketing officer’s desperate determination to wring $2bn out of marketing costs over 5 years. Joel Ewanick (for it is he) has a well-attuned eye for catchy headlines, and few could have been more catchy – as the lengthy piece in the Wall Street Journal clearly demonstrated – than his bombshell last week before the IPO.

But now that the second shoe has dropped, we have a better idea of what Ewanick is up to. He has just announced (to his favourite journalists at the WSJ again) – and presumably at his new media agency Carat’s behest – that the Super Bowl is way too expensive as well, and he won’t be participating in that either. Some doubt that he means exactly what he says. They believe he will only pass on the Super Bowl in the sense that Nike passes on the World Cup. But let’s put that aside for now. Taken at face value, what Ewanick is telling us is that neither Facebook nor the Super Bowl sell enough GM vehicles, because they are both massively overpriced.

That may well be trivially true. But display advertising has never been simply about shifting metal (or any other branded product for that matter). It’s also about maintaining and propagating your image. The question for Ewanick is not whether he can afford to skip Facebook and the Super Bowl, but for how long.


Research underwrites Facebook’s stratospheric valuation

May 3, 2012

Handily, just weeks before an IPO tipped to give Facebook a value twice that of Ford, some research has come to light underwriting investors’ colossal projection of faith.

Here, to give the flavour, is Mediapost’s take on it:

Social media has surpassed search, and is poised to overtake online display advertising as the No. 1 source of digital media planning and buying, according to the latest edition of a quarterly survey of US advertising agencies. The survey, conducted by Strata, the agency media software and processing firm owned by Comcast, found that 69% of agency executives now consider social the “focus” of their digital ad spending — up 32% over the past year, and now a close second behind display (71%) as the dominant digital media-buying platform in the minds of agency executives.

“The survey demonstrates that there has been a shift from search -– which has dominated the digital part of the business for the last five to 10 years -– to social,” says Strata CEO and president John Shelton.

Shelton said that view was affirmed to him this week while he was attending a technology conference of executives from small and mid-size agencies in New York City this week in which social was the main topic of discussion and nary a word was mentioned about either display or search.

“I did not hear the word ‘search’ once,” he said, “ and maybe two out of three of the vendors [presentations] and three out of four of the [agency executives’] questions were about social. Social media is absolutely their main focus right now.”

Enough said. At least, for now.


Bailey Trinity bonanza makes Sorrell’s WPP package look like peanuts – comparatively

May 3, 2012

WPP chief executive Sir Martin Sorrell may not have been best pleased with the publication timing of the latest Sunday Times Rich List.

Just as the awkward information trickled out that he had taken a 60% rise in pay and bonuses last year (£6.18m in 2011, as opposed to £4.2m in 2010), up popped the unhelpful information – tricked out in headline bold – that Sir Martin is the UK’s wealthiest advertising mogul, with a fortune of £174m (up from £148m the previous year) and a personal stake in WPP worth £156m.

A red rag to a bull, you might say. Some of WPP’s shareholders are becoming increasingly cantankerous about such generous settlements, as last year’s hullabaloo at the annual general meeting all too clearly demonstrated. This year’s AGM in June promises similar excitement.

However, Jeffrey Rosen, chairman of WPP’s remuneration committee, can rest easy in his bed. Shareholders, no matter how vociferous, haven’t a prayer of overturning the pay agreement. Sorrell may have an uncomfortable 15 minutes caught in some headline crossfire, but he can adduce powerful arguments he has deserved well of his shareholders. Look at the underlying performance of the company; the bonus element which is in any case increasingly linked to the share price; and – crushing final point – what would shareholders actually do without him?

Alas, Rosen’s oppo over at Trinity Mirror, Jane Lighting – who once headed Five – can expect no such easy ride. Shareholders are baying for her blood after she waved through Trinity chief executive Sly Bailey’s £1.7m pay package, apparently without a murmur of protest.

Why the fuss? After all, £1.7m is financial foothill stuff compared with Sorrell’s £6.18m. But then Sorrell – unlike Bailey – has built a £10.67bn world-leading marcoms business. And  – again unlike Bailey – he has not presided over the systematic destruction of shareholder value these past 9 years.

When in 2003 Bailey joined Trinity, publisher of The Mirror, The People and sundry local newspapers, it was valued at £1.1bn. Today, that valuation is near £84m and dwindling fast. Trinity has not paid a dividend since 2008, and its pension liabilities of £1.7bn now dwarf market capitalisation.

Personally blaming Bailey for the destruction of Trinity would be a bit like blaming Canute for the tide coming in. All said and done, it’s the internet wot done it; and no one else in the newspaper publishing sector has successfully outflanked its effects. But paying her a near-FTSE100 wedge for running a small cap company looks increasingly absurd. All the more so since Bailey has no identifiable long-term solution to Trinity’s plight.

It’s time to move on Sly, maybe to some non-exec roles. I’m sure you’ll be a lot tougher on pay deals than Lighting.

UPDATE 4/5/2012: SLY TAKES THE HINT AND RESIGNS SHOCK! Bailey handed in her notice shortly after share-trading closed last night, once it became clear she faced an unquellable revolt over her pay deal from at least 25% of Trinity’s shareholders. Interestingly, prime among the rebels was Aviva, which is experiencing internal sedition over its own chief executive’s handsome package. It seems Bailey will not exactly be missed by her staff, who have in recent times endured massive cuts to editorial budgets. A journalist at the Liverpool Echo, one of Trinity’s regional newspapers, is reported to have said: “Every time her bonuses were going up we were losing people from the newsroom. We called her the wicked witch of the south.” Apparently, unrestrained whoops and guffaws were to be heard in the Mirror’s offices after the news broke that she was leaving.


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